Offensive or not, I think an important aspect of life is to fully engage in it. Life is too short to place weight in trying to appear a certain way. Example-- Paris Hilton in the 90s:
With managers behind her and the support of America's ignorant media, Paris made quite a name for herself being a fixture in clubs, Heatherette clothing, toting around a little dog and acting stupid. Paris was famous for two reasons: her family name (being heir to the Hilton hotel empire) and bopping around LA/New York doing the club scene and reality tv.
What I am getting at is that I am going to assume that Paris in REAL LIFE is actually a normal person, having normal friends that she hangs out with, watches tv, eats cereal, brushes her teeth, has cellulite, etc. Paris' staff circa the 90s presented her in this package of vapid shiny pink that America grew sick of (like most packages of vapid shiny pink shit).
Paris wasted most of the 90s playing into the role of idiot. It was Paris' job to be a moron. Cool. Admirable. So she made money doing it? Awesome. Something for sure to tell her grandkids about. Do you think she will regret the Decade Of Fake and wish she spent that time getting her MBA?
What I want to know (and perhaps you) is if Paris ever wanted to go to college, or take the SAT, or pursue a career in engineering? Do darlings of America's media ever think about what comes next? Or, is next really just evolving America's perception of them into a newer bigger shiny pink package with kids (enter---> another reality show)?
What I appreciate are media princesses that are real, such as Bethenny Frankel. Love her or hate her, SkinnyGirl is workin' it from an authentic angle. Bethenny makes no apologies for who she IS, which is an unfiltered, hard working mother, business woman who is very passionate about her brand. Work it girl. BF has opinions about the world around her. Yes bitch. Opinions = not being coached in what to say to keep people happy/keep people watching your show.
I don't appreciate all the Kardashian bullshit, sans Khloe. While I understand there is a business behind all of them (a multi-million dollar empire), what the hell are they really doing? Yes, I get it. Makeup and clothing and apps. Whoopdeedoo. Television. Nobel Prize winning shit. But really, what are they doing to enhance the world?
Kylie is empowering young women to strive for fuller lips via injections or her new line of matte lipstick. Kim is nailing it in the bitching-about-pregnancy department. Kourtney has broken through the glass ceiling in juggling being a mother of three and her loser boyfriend (ex-boyfriend?), and nailing Bieber. Khloe, the most awesome of all of 'em has been made a fool of by her now ex-husband. I'm not even going to touch Caitlyn or Rob. #jesustakethewheelbeforeIrollmyheadupinthewindow
I wonder if any of the Dash Clan will be attending the Democratic National Convention? I wonder if any of them are even registered to vote? Do you think Kris volunteered for the PTO at her kids' school? Does Kim ever not talk about herself?
The scariest part in all of this is that said people (minus Bethenny Frankel) are taking people's attention from legit issues. It is refreshing to take a breather from the Flint Water Crisis and the further breakdown of Chicago's Public School System. But after a day, you need to get down to brass tax and keep your head in the game of real life (and not in the world of Kardashian Calabasas Range Rover matte lipliner).
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