Because I am so severely ADD and don't have a flux capacitor degree in English, the format of my blog will be changing to keep my thoughts and content fluid. I struggle with keeping the flow consistent, which makes for crappy posts. In order to continue writing (because I love it so much), the proposed structure of The Jennie Show will be a weekly rotation of topics:
Monday - Airing Of The Grievances (because its Monday and Mondays usually suck)
Tuesday - Current Events
Wednesday - Katie Price's Boobs (the ever changing trends of beauty)
Thursday - Happiness Is Shared (love and relationships)
Friday - Making Dumb People Famous (media/TV)
Because of yesterday's post pertaining to Paris Hilton's IQ (or lack thereof) and not wanting to double up on Making Dumb People Famous, I'm going to change things up a bit and pretend its Thursday. Let's open up the floor to relationship chatter.
*names have been changed to protect the innocent*
I have a lovely friend named *Kate. Kate is not only gorgeous, but smart, witty, charming, a lover of dogs and good food, hilarious and has one hell of a sense of style. Basically, Kate is a shoe-in for the Wife Zone (see image below)
Kate was recently in a monogamous relationship with *Greg for 6 years, going as far as moving in together. Thinking that Greg was her unicorn, Kate invested all of herself in him; sharing hopes, dreams and being Greg's #1 cheerleader for his life goals. Soon after shacking up, Kate fo real (lower tone of voice and pronounce with a super ghetto accent) began to evaluate her future with Greg.
The things that are paramount to Kate's happiness are similar to most people's-- communication, open dialogue and genuine friendship and partnership. From what I understand, Greg didnt view Kate's desire to openly communicate as important (amongst other things).
Long story short, one day Kate took a big balls pill, confronted the situation and asked Greg to talk.... like talk talk. Greg was "busy" and didnt care to embrace the gravity of the situation, so Kate packed her shit and moved out. That's it. Peace out Greg. Bye Felicia.
When Kate gave me the post-game play by play I was at first shocked, but then super proud. She did the right thing. Kate followed through with something that would've eventually come to fruition. Also, Kate would've never been truly happy in that relationship, because children, Greg was not giving her what she needed in return. Give and take. Checks and balances. That's called a partnership.
So Kate is offically on the market and no longer lugging around a big pile of shit; that monkey is off her back.
So in conclusion, if youre confident in the Wife Zone contingent, hauling around a man that's nowhere near your level of awesomeness, dump him (or her).
And that my friends is whats up.
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