Friday, February 12, 2016

The Lohans (the Low-hans)

Installment 1.0 of Making Dumb People Famous.  My first award goes to the hardest working bunch of idiots in all the land:

You guessed right folks.  The Lohans.  Forgive me Father for I'm about to rant.  

Rehabs, DUIs, sober companions, reality TV, crappy guest spots on crappy tv shows, the list goes on and on for this gaggle of idiots. A prime example of how Hollywood/fame is like heroin; you get a little taste of the dragon and you want it all the time (I learned that from Dr. Drew's Celebrity Rehab, which Michael Lohan was in).

Lindsay needs to hang her shit up, quit smoking, lay off the meth or whatever, and get a reality check.  Oprah, bless her heart, invested some time and money to produce a docuseries about Lindsay's everyday life and her possible comeback as a successful artist.  Oprah got hussled, to put it mildly. 

Up to her usual antics, Lindsey was late for commitments, acted like a diva and was just an all-around vapid bitch.  I'm guessing the problem isn't Lindsay, its her parents and how she was raised to behave in an entitled way, and thinks it ok.  Dina Lohan is a fucking train wreck, too.  At least Michael Lohan (Lindsay's dad) had the sense to go to rehab. 

http://www.oprah.com/own-lindsay/Oprah-to-Lindsay-Lohan-You-Need-to-Cut-the-Bull-Video

If the Lohans are never on national television or in a magazine ever again, I think the world will be just fine.

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