Airing Of The Grievances part deux

Holy shit people are stupid.  I do stupid things all the time; my foot and mouth have an intimate relationship.  My filter is somewhat loose, some would say.  I work with a person that is legitamately so ignorant that they make up words/phrases (and not in a funny way):

histographically (perhaps meaning to use the word historically)

urganently (urgent but with more pizzaz)

am-ee-ofa-tee-shiss (meant to say amniocentisis)

My issue with this person, aside from talking all the time and never knowing when to shut up and smelling of stale cigarettes and wearing disgusting cologne, is that I'm fearful that said person talks this way in front of customers...... and thinks it sounds intelligent.  I totally embrace throwing out a 3-pointer for thrills..... but when you're zinger word is made up, its no bueno.

I need more Melissa McCarthy in my life.

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/arlene/n13210