It's back...... the horrible feeling underneath the middle of my rib cage. I think I have a cold sore in my flux capacitor. Seriously, I've been struggling with mild stomach upset the past year and yesterday it came to an APEX. Whatever mammal is holding up house in my upper GI needs to go..... el evictiono.....not welcome-o. No amount of Tums, Prevacid, water, Nexium, Valtrex can help this awful feeling in my sternum. I know what you're thinking..... "Jennie, you need to get a puppy." I thought that was the solution however, not even an infinite amount of puppy ears could cure this yuckiness.
The picture above is a still from a Valtrex commercial. Tell me again what walks on beach have to do with herpes? Just curious.
I need to start working out. I used to be into the whole running thing however, I'm tired when I get home from work and the thought of running in 95 degrees of humidity is gross.
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