Texas Women

New fave-- TEXAS WOMEN.  I dated a Texan once.  Never again.  It's a different country down there.  It is true-- things are bigger there, but not better.  My ex-Texan boyfriend may have been gay.  He wore a thumb ring and cK One sometimes.  I couldn't tell you what he looked like however, I can confirm he had a cool truck.

Ex Tex's friends came for a visit just before Christmas break.  Holy cow.  Texas girls fall into a whole different caliber of human being.  After the big hair and full blown lipstick application, these chics (at 18 years of age) had been through the partying ringer.  Completely naive to all things prescription medicine, I got a true schooling in drugs to abuse.  These girls brought all kinds of pills on their visit; pills to make you sleep, pills to wake you up, pills to decrease appetitie, pills to cause penguin hallucinations...... the whole bowl of wax.  At that juncture in time, I knew I had no chance with ex-Texas boyfriend.



My experience with Texas girls 10+ years ago does not inhibit my love for Texas women-based reality shows (as mentioned in previous blogs).  I absolutely have a fascination with bigger hair, more makeup and southwestern jewelry.  Heck, I just invested in my first pair of real cowboy boots.



For the record, cool cowboy boots go with everything; jeans, skirts, shorts.  If I had better legs I would rock the boots with a cute sundress.



Also, I'd like to add that I've always dreamed of living on a ranch with horses.  Below are photos of my dream house and my dream horses:



I actually want several horses; 5 American Painted and one all-black Arabian.  The painted horses will be named Emily, Sarah, Thunder, Reavis and Lil' Girl.  The all black horse will be named Cracker.