I cherish weekend mornings because I know there isn't a need for hustling into the shower, getting dressed..... the AM rush to work. This past Sunday, I was awoken by the ever-so-slight grazing of certain dog's very soft right ear over my nose.... without opening my eyes, I figured it could've been a spider or Kasia. Fortunately, it was Wonder Woman herself, all smiles and ready to hit up the dog park.
For those readers out there that participate in your local dog park, I hope you can relate with what I am about to share.
There are ALWAYS dogs/dog owners at the dog park that are stupid. At the Greene Valley dog park, the Stupid Award goes to the two Australian shepherds that constantly start shit and their owners:
1.) Never bring dog treats to a dog park. The dogs can smell the treats through any pocket and start to act nuts for the food. (the shepherd owners do this every time)
2.) If your dog(s) constantly get in the middle of other dogs playing, start to bite and nip, pull them away. (the shepherd owners don't do this)
3.) If your dog(s) have a history of biting or being aggressive, don't bring them around other dogs. (the shepherd owners do this)
4.) If your dog gets aggressive when there is a tennis ball/toy being thrown around, take them to another area of the park. (shepherd owners don't do this)
I have said my peace. This message is to you Mr. and Mrs. Northface puff jackets and matching trail shoes with Starbucks in hand: Don't take your stupid, mean and annoying dogs to the park anymore. They have nipped at Kasia several times while you stand and watch. The fact that your stupid dogs don't know how to behave among other animals is a problem-- either start disciplining your canines, or go elsewhere. If you continue to turn the other way when problems occur, you will get a talking to followed by my foot in your ass. I have no problem telling you "what's up." Thank you.
I also want to mention that Kasia's best friend is a Shiba mix puppy named Spencer. Spencer and Kasia play awesome together; mostly grappling and sniffing butts. Their wrestling moves combined would make any WWF wrestler jealous.
The Jennie Show is a daily dose of how I view the world; no sweatpant too tight, no puppy too cute and no subject off limits. 39 years of life experience has brought me my awesome husband, an unruly but very soft-earred dog, and two delicious children. I love being a mom, cooking, ready historical biographies, running, skiing, Christmas, sauvignon blanc, lawn chairs and cheesy yacht-rock-style music (most often heard in a dentist office).
Monday, April 18, 2011
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