Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Things I'm loving lately......  and things I'm hating.

Ninja blender.  You can throw anything in this and it will pulverize into a lovely smoothie of healthy deliciousness.  I need one stop shop kitchen appliances -- I don't know how to operate my food processor, even after watching 5 YouTube videos on "How To Operate A Food Processor."  The simplicity of the ninja rocks my world.

Clairol Shimmer Lights Shampoo.  Nothing is more unappealing than brassy blonde hair.  If you pay to get your hair colored and roll out with yellow hair, homegirl didn't do her job.  Tone that shit.  For those that don't know what toning is-- its essentially a temporary hair stain in a bluish/purple color to neutralize orange/brassy tones.  Mentioned shampoo is a purple bottle of awesomeness that washes away yucky trashy colored highlights.  I use the magic potion 2-3 times a week and it keep things on flizz.


The Poetry Leap.  If you are looking for personalized poetry for a birthday gift, the arrival of a new baby, anniversary or simply to commemorate a special friend with special words, the Poetry Leap is perfect.  Long gone are the days of trying to find the perfect gift at Target.  Heartfelt and thoughtful words, to me, make for the BEST gift.


THINGS I'M HATIN' RIGHT ABOUT NOW.....  

Donald Trump.  Errr, I mean President Trump (as I throw up in my mouth).  What a dick.  He acts like that douchey college guy on your dorm floor that couldn't ever get ass, so he would just throw himself on harmless women instead, leaving them traumatized forever.  Trump probably wears Joop cologne.

Winters without snow.  The Midwest has doggone lost its mind.  All this bipolar weather is making me rethink where we live.  In our garage sits two beautiful WELL RESTED Yamaha snowmobiles.  THANKS Midwest winter for blowing it year after year.  If the thermometer outside reads anything less than 40..... best see some snow on the ground.  All this 36 Fahrenheit and dreary and gray and eat-carbs-all-day-long is over played and I'm done with it.

Clinique Happy.  What was once my top five favorite perfumes now smells like stripper spray.  I don't know if its my overall change in awesomeness but I need a new fragrance.  Suggestions?





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