Case in point: Donald Trump. And let me be clear... I am not a psychotherapist, I am simply a spectactor in life. This dude acts like he knows everything; one would assume this is an impossible feat. Not one person could possible know EVERYTHING, right? Wrong. Donald Trump is trying to persuade us differently. His word is Gospel. The end-all-be-all and the buck stops with him. How did Trump's ego get so inflated?
And let me just be clear that apparently he also has an auxilliary vagina because he seems to be the point person for all things related to women's issues. Ok, moving on....
-Did his mother praise him all day every day? Because, they say that men's egos are the direct result of their mother and his relationship with her.
I wish I felt so awesome about myself. I am so highly aware of my flaws; its what holds me back in life. Since Donald Trump pisses Cristal, I wonder what its like to be in his inner circle? Do you think he just gets fluffed all day long?
Subject #2: Kanye. Lord Jesus humble this man. I feel sorry for his children. North and Saint's (I'm laughing out loud) parents SELF ABSORBED. Children need to be taught humility and fairness; it actually teaches them how to be confident. Strange, I know. If the playing field is never leveled for East and Martyr, I fear for them. There is no way in hell that Kimye's kids have any sort of normalcy. NO WAY.
I wonder if Kanye rocks North to sleep by telling her how great he is? "North, your daddy is the shizz. Everyone loves me and wants to be me. I'm like, Jesus. Better yet, I'm Yeezus."
My favorite male ego is a sensitive one. You know, a dude that's lived a little, experienced some heartache, been fired from a few jobs, lost a significant sum of money due to a bad investment. Nothing will straighten your shit out faster than a wallet getting super skinny or a hot chic issuing the Heisman.
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