I saw a guy wearing a shirt that read " I dont need sex because I get fucked by the government every day."  Interesting.  Lets break this down:

If the government is fucking you so hard, why are you living here?  Move asshole.  Newsflash, every single term, there are people elected that won't exactly align with your political compass.  Get over and stop wearing shit shirts.

I'm watching the 90210 episode when Kelly Taylor's "cool" mom falls off the wagon via vodka and coke.  Mrs. Taylor is awesome and she lives in a legit mod house.  Did I mention the clothing choices in the early episodes were radical?

Beau is officially enrolled in "school."  Miss Gail of Gail's Home Daycare has accepted Shep's application for further education.  Step One in many steps to the Naval Academy.  He will attend 1 day a week to hone his reading and social skills.  So far, his trial visit comprised of sucking on matchbox cars and sucking on Miss Gail's dog's tail.  Genius that one.  Genius.