Facebook is an interesting thing.... I like looking at pictures and reading funny posts.  I dont like to hear too much about political stance, especially posts that are (in my eyes) hypocritical.  Example:

I know a handful of people that are currently receiving Medicaid.  Great.  Insurance.  Its a necessity.  I look at this as a beautiful gift that the government can offer families (or individuals) for varying reasons.  Said people, while receiving Medicaid shouldn't say a peep about hating Obama.  Democratic presidents and their peeps support programs such as Medicaid.  Don't bite the hand that feeds you, asshole.

I just had to get that off my chest.  So annoying.  Read a newspaper once in a while.  Know what you're talking about, to prevent looking like a fool.  Oh.  Whoops.  Too late.

Beau survived his first day of "school."  I didn't cry.  I swear.  He got dropped off at Ms. Gail's house, walked right in and didn't look back.  When I came back a few hours later, it was reported that Beau quickly realized I wasn't there upon the quick drop-off and cried for a half of an hour.  Ms. Gail did some lovely redirecting and went for a stroller walk, fed him lunch and put him down for a 1 1/2 hour nappies.  Good stuff.  When I picked him up, he cried when we left.  Go figure.

While at school, I cleaned my house and did laundry.  I didn't sit down once and now I'm feeling it.... EXHAUSTED.  At least the house is clean.  ALSO, I did a quick stop at Bath and Body Works for some fragrance bulbs and two new ones are SHOE-IN:  Flannel and Autumn Day.  A fall must.

I saw a guy wearing a shirt that read " I dont need sex because I get fucked by the government every day."  Interesting.  Lets break this down:

If the government is fucking you so hard, why are you living here?  Move asshole.  Newsflash, every single term, there are people elected that won't exactly align with your political compass.  Get over and stop wearing shit shirts.

I'm watching the 90210 episode when Kelly Taylor's "cool" mom falls off the wagon via vodka and coke.  Mrs. Taylor is awesome and she lives in a legit mod house.  Did I mention the clothing choices in the early episodes were radical?

Beau is officially enrolled in "school."  Miss Gail of Gail's Home Daycare has accepted Shep's application for further education.  Step One in many steps to the Naval Academy.  He will attend 1 day a week to hone his reading and social skills.  So far, his trial visit comprised of sucking on matchbox cars and sucking on Miss Gail's dog's tail.  Genius that one.  Genius.

Dear Bitch in a speeding Saab,

The speed limit in downtown Downers Grove is 25 m.p.h. for a reason.  There are children, strollers, dogs and other slow moving obstacles everywhere.  The stop signs are put in place to prevent accidents and continue the flow of traffic;  USE THEM.  Cruising through a stop sign while going 40 is an efficient way to not only kill my child but also, get your ass pummeled by me (for killing my child).  So, when I yell "WHAT THE FUCK" because you have failed to stop, do not be alarmed and roll down your window and say "you don't need to swear."

Holy shit.  No joke.  That just happened.  I should have walked over to her car (if she bothered to stop) and talked about safety 101.  Stupid bitch.

Its hotter than the dickens here-- dickens are very hot.  I love the south however, I don't know how southern women can hack it with makeup and a blow out in heat like this.  Seriously.  I had makeup meltdown and I wasnt even wearing makeup this morning.

I'm a slacker.  I'm too busy not being perfect.  Sorry.

First, some pics of Beau's first birthday.  If I have already done this, sorry again.

See the trifecta of puppies?  SOOOOOO soft.  So cute.

There were lots of kiddies at the party.... then the puppies came..... then the firetruck arrived..... then Beau's cupcake.  Lots of activities.

Now my little unicorn prince is 1.  He walks.  He babbles.  Like a little human (tear).

I've been stewing about something lately.  I see parents around me and on television acting a fool; making poor, selfish decisions.  Don't they realize that their kids will find out?  I'm specifically talking about drinking too much/too often, using racial profanity.....  Aren't we always told to lead by example?  Perhaps I'm off on this one, but I (personally) am seeing it WAY too much.  Don't have kids if you're not done being one.  Write that down.  Boom.

*I say the f word WAYYYY too much, and NEVER claim to be perfection*