This is not MTV's Rock 'N Jock softball challenge featuring the Bricklayers versus the Idiots. This is real life and I have no cute clothes. Not typically high maintenance, I often find myself staring at the few measily maternity items in the closet-- and can't decide what to wear. I have work clothes and then Chris' sweatpants. No sundresses or ANYTHING ideal for an 88 degree summer night.
Is an oversized Cubs jersey acceptable as a makeshift tunic? If so, I could rock some leggings (a prego chic's best friend) and a pair of flippie floppies.
Let's hope I don't sweat through my boat tarp underpants and make a scene. Chris will then divorce me on the grounds of "Embarassment."
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