Teblow

I'd like to cover a few topics in today's entry.  There have been several important happenings in and outside of my world.  I apologize in advance if these happenings are discussed in fragments.

1.)  The Broncos lost to the New England Patriots in a blow out.  The score was not at all close-- which made me even happier.  I was growing quite tired of hearing the general public talk about how great Tebow is.  Truthfully, he is mediocre quarterback.  Still very much inexperienced (especially compared to University of Michigan Awesomeness graduate Hot Tom Brady), Tebow had a very LUCKY regular season.  Additionally, I'm happy Timbo loves the Lord.  Hell, I love the Lord.  However, there is a TIME and a PLACE to worship.  The football field is a field of battle; let us rejoice before or after.  Give it a little time, I'm sure Big Tim will be involved in some crazy sex scandal.

2.)  My grandmother, Mrs. Edna Mae Decker Garbon passed away this past Wednesday.  She was born on November 11, 1919.  Based on the numbers, Grandma lived a long and full life.  I was sad to see her pass however, I know she isn't suffering anymore.  Plus, in Heaven there is a wealth of all the things she loved to do:

Play cards

Drink Keystone Light

Suck on hard candy

Watch late night television

Read the newspaper

Do crossword puzzles

Garden and fiddle with her plants

Most importantly, Grandma will be joined by her siblings and my Grandpa Charlie.  A win-win for everybody.

3.)  Since my Gram died, Chris and I had to travel to Cincinnati for the festivities.  My mom was raised there and I have lots of memories from childhood in Cincy.  Skyline Chili, Kings Island, Sunlight Pool, riding on a skateboard down Gram and Grandpa Charlie's long and hilly driveway....  Other kids got to hit up Florida for Easter Break, the Mofo kids went to Cincinnati.

Nick Lachey and Sarah Jessica Parker hail from C-Town which automatically makes it cool.  PLUS, the Ohio accent is rad.  Try to imagine saying the word coney-- now add a long 'o' to that as well as a 'w' sound before the "ney" part.  There you go.

4.)  Last but not least I'm pregnant.  Yes sir.  10 weeks along.  I think baby Willis is the size of a prune today.  Compliments of wedding night, baby prune appears to be wreaking havoc on my uterine cavity.  Fulled borged with car sickness and many aversions to food, I'm ready for the 1st trimester to be over with.  The only things that make me feel better are listed below:

My dog's softie ears and her willingness to do snugglies at night time

Spaghetti-O's and meatballs

Peanut butter toast

Cocoa Puffs cereal

Wildberry Zinger decaf iced tea (made with our iced tea maker)

sweatpants

crispy winter air

Orange juice

Milk Duds

I was working with an awesome starting weight-- that number has been completely blown out thanks to my recent carb addiction.  Seriously, it's 2003 all over again.  I'm mind as well enroll in college because my diet sure reflects that of a freshman at Saint Joe.