Wednesday, December 7, 2011

soft spikes and raggies

I'm so pumped to be seeing my niecelet, Miss Greta Fat Pants this weekend!  Carrie (Greta's mom) usually sends a picture each morning to indicate the following items:

1.)  Greta's outfit of the day
2.)  Greta's hair viscosity and general range of volume
3.)  Greta's morning activity, usually bouncing or sitting in her Bumbo (morning reflection)

Greta's pic-o-the-day makes my morning.  No more does coffee do the trick; a snap of Fat Fat with a slight easterly mohawk wakes me up.




The resources above indicate the shear tenacity and overall volume of Greta's weave.  It would be pretty sweet if Carrie taped a bow or some shit on that...... Greta however, don't like no shit in her weave.  Bam.

I'd also like to mention that Greta doubles as a squirrel whisperer.



She whispers the squirrels into her tractor beam so her furbaby sisters can kill them.  Highly effective.

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