Friday, August 19, 2011

White Spandex and Scrunchies

In the wake of my Midwest tour, I'm going to seal off that bottle with some Kid Rock tonight.  I feel torn in seeing one of Mitten's Finest in a Chicago venue.  Being true to myself, I should wear nothing but my Red Wings jersey and possibly some hoop earrings.  I'm afraid that if I rock the hockey sweater, people will feel the need to punch me in the face because most Blackhawk fans are "ignint."

I don't really know any of the Kid's songs however, I can always people watch.  Or, be "that guy" and wear a Kid Rock concert t-shirt.  Don't be that guy.

Chris and I saw our engagement photo pictures.  Holy crap.  My ass is in fact fat and I can confirm that I am not photogenic.  My hair looked good and that's about it.


I dont think Barbizon Modeling School is going to be banging down my door.  The photographer emailed me the link to see the gallery and I about died laughing as I reviewed it.


PASSWORD: Monforton

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