Stranded with 98 (degrees)

That's right.  I'm stuck in the Birmingham, AL airport.  Freakin' sweet.  Surrounded by "Bama Bangs," Crokies and Topsiders sans socks, I may go into Two-A-Day overload.  According to the Urban Dictionary, Bama Bangs' definition is as follows:

"A popular hairstyle among young men in the Southeastern United States, so called because it most likely originated in Alabama. Most prevalent among students at schools in the Southeastern Conference (SEC). Brought to attention by CBS Sportsline columnist Clay Travis and the MTV reality show "Two-A-Days: Hoover High.""



For those of you that don't look at MTV reality dramas as porn (I do as does my twin sister and Calli), Two-A-Days was a show about Hoover High School's Varsity football team.  Very interesting..... especially the cheerleaders for the football team crying after a game loss.



That's right ladies...... if polo shirts, madras shirts, khaki shorts or pants and Bama bangs are your thing, you'd better get your fanny down here.  I'm not going to lie, I love preppy dudes.  Please take precaution:  Southern ladies are a force to be reckoned with. 

http://poonsec.blogspot.com/ Though an EXTREMELY crass title, this particular website features ladies of the SEC.  Apparently, wearing a ton of makeup to a Saturday football game is part of protocol.  What ever happened to sweatpants, bonging beers and post-game hotdogs?