The Jennie Show is a daily dose of how I view the world; no sweatpant too tight, no puppy too cute and no subject off limits. 39 years of life experience has brought me my awesome husband, an unruly but very soft-earred dog, and two delicious children. I love being a mom, cooking, ready historical biographies, running, skiing, Christmas, sauvignon blanc, lawn chairs and cheesy yacht-rock-style music (most often heard in a dentist office).
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
Jessica Lachey
I'm not afraid to admit that I was once obsessed with the show "Newlyweds" starring Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey.
I was completely floored when they got divorced. Yeah right. I'm still wondering how it lasted as long as it did. Truly, I think during their wedding vows, this is what they said to one another:
"I'll love you until you get fat."
"I'll love you as long as you stay hot."
I now pronounce you man and wife.
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