Jessica Lachey

I'm not afraid to admit that I was once obsessed with the show "Newlyweds" starring Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey.







I was completely floored when they got divorced.  Yeah right.  I'm still wondering how it lasted as long as it did.  Truly, I think during their wedding vows, this is what they said to one another:

"I'll love you until you get fat."
"I'll love you as long as you stay hot."

I now pronounce you man and wife.