Lafayette Coney, extra mustard please

Well, well.......  The Detroit Red Wings.  It's funny how Chicago fans yell out "Dee-Troit Sucks!" at hockey games (when they're not even playing Detroit).  It's funnier how the Blackhawks can't seem to pull through the first round as efficiently as the ole Wings.  I'm laughing so hard; I'm looking at my Red Wings jersey hanging up on my cubicle wall and literally, rolling on the ground in a fit of hysterics.  In fact, my laughter is leading me straight to a website to order a new Wings jersey that reads "Suck It Hawks" on the back.