Nice shell necklace

I've been holding back on writing about the show "Teen Mom."  Chris will never admit to this however, it is our favorite show.  Aside from "Intervention," "Teen Mom" makes me feel awesome about myself.  Knowing that I got through my teens and twenties without getting knocked up (out of wedlock), graduated high school and college and found myself a good job.  Case in point Jenelle.

Jenelle lives in some coastal town, South Carolina perhaps?  Anyhoo, Jenelle had a son in her late teens just upon graduating high school.  Unfortunately she lives with her crazy-ass controlling mom which makes the living arrangement resemble much of "Joe Dirt."  Apparently the baby daddy is out of the picture, so Jace's upbringing is left up to Psycho Mom and WT Jenelle.

This particular season (Season Two) Jenelle has managed to lose temporary custody of her kid, wrangle up the biggest-of-losers boyfriend (complete with lip ring, awesome hemp necklace and no job), get kicked out her house, and possibly be facing credit card fraud charges.  Great.  I feel awesome.

Lesson learned?  Two words:  BIRTH CONTROL.  Oh, and, don't be a ho.