1.) Cars that have turn signals out, missing lights, broken lights, etc. Nothing pisses me off more than a car with no brake lights; it's almost like you're begging to get rear-ended.
2.) People that chew with their mouth open, eat with their fingers, lick their fingers while eating and/or make strange noises while eating. Humans are not farm animals and utensils were invented for a reason.
3.) Co-workers that don't shower/comb their hair/brush their teeth/present themselves in a decent fashion to come to work. "Casual Friday" does not mean "Hey, I'm going to throw on a sweet 1984 macramed crewneck sweatshirt and some velcro shoes with my tapered jeans and head on into the office."
4.) Bluetooths. I don't need to elaborate.
5.) Stankin' ass perfume. This item could be discussed in the Monforton household for hours. I will try and keep things short, sweet and to-the-point.
a.) Celebrities should no longer put their names on scents. Hilary Duff, Celine Dion, J.Lo, Halle Berry, Queen Latifah, Derek Jeter, Cristina Aguilera, Fergie and Brit-Brit should stick with what they're good at (or not so good at) and give up on the perfume bizz. Top notes of cotton candy, syrup, pee, marshmallows, dandelions and panther blood don't belong in a toilette form. Case in point: Paris Hilton's Can-Can. I'm gagging.
6.) Couples that talk about their overtly, borderline-hardcore-porn sex life. I don't need to hear Jimmy and Sally discuss how they purchased a 49 lb. apparatus that is now hanging/fashioned to their bedroom closet while enjoying a meal of spaghetti.
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