Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Katie Price's Bosom - Installment 1.0 of Beauty

Katie Price* a.k.a. Jordan is the pap's dream in the UK.  

Originally made famous by reality tv, Katie Price is one of those chameleon-like celebs; changing look, plastic surgery, lots of exes, etc.  Though having 5 children, Price's body is banging.

*Her look is always evolving, and she LOVES makeup, hence why I'm using Katie as my weekly rotation muse for beauty.*


Moving on.  Let's talk products.  On Monday I was Walgreens picking up a prescription and in the clearance section of the cosmetics department, I came across e.l.f. High Definition Under Eye Setting Powder.

For $3 (reg. $6.99), this little gem is for sure a bang for your buck.  Duped for Nars' Light Reflecting Setting Powder ($36), this powdery silk is amazing.  I did my usual morning makeup routine and added the above (after concealer and foundation)-- works like a charm!  Note-- this is best applied in areas where you put concealer: under eyes, sides of nose, between eyebrows and chin.  Then, set rest of face with a light setting powder.
lightest shade = concealer


KHLOE NAILS

Gross

Sorry Khloe.  I hate your pointy acrylic fingernails.  You may see a cool, vampy and sexy finger-lengthening thing however, I see weapons, ear pickers and lots of debris and bacteria trapped underneath.  Whatever happened to pretty, pastel-colored finger nails (of natural length)?
Call me crazy but if my daughter came home with long pointy nails from the nail salon, I'd think she were channeling Cruella DeVille or Morticia.  Just sayin'.  It's not cute.  It's not practical and it's certainly not ideal for functioning any sort of cooking instrument.

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