http://brobible.com/entertainment/article/conan-ice-cube-kevin-hart-teach-girl-to-drive/
Having a bad day? You literally need to put down whatever it is your fooling with, and watch the mentioned clip. You're welcome.
Ever have one of those days where you feel like there is a 168 lb. cat is resting on your shoulders? Yeah. That's me today. Is there any sort of airborne Xanax I can inhale? Alcohol in chewing gum form? Its not that I'm ungrateful for all the wonderful awesome things in my life. I'm just having one of those days. Perhaps I should capitalize on my mood and invent some sort of mental slap-in-the-face (via gum/candy/droplet) that has the capability to pull oneself out of a state of "f the world." An emotional sports bra if you will; lifts you up, holds your shit in place so you can work-it-girl.
The Jennie Show is a daily dose of how I view the world; no sweatpant too tight, no puppy too cute and no subject off limits. 39 years of life experience has brought me my awesome husband, an unruly but very soft-earred dog, and two delicious children. I love being a mom, cooking, ready historical biographies, running, skiing, Christmas, sauvignon blanc, lawn chairs and cheesy yacht-rock-style music (most often heard in a dentist office).
Thursday, January 7, 2016
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