Two words:  Lindsay Lohan.  What a fucking train wreck.  Apparently she has a new reality show on the OWN Network…… until this moment I thought Oprah was a smart lady.  Cameras follow Lindsay around in New York City as she acts like herself and viewers wonder why she is famous.  Wait.  Why is she famous?  First of all, she is sober.  Sober = suckage.  She is the most defensive person in the whole world and clearly, entitled.  I'm already exhausted thinking about all of the work she needs to do in her life to make it better.

I'm officially an uncomfortable pregnant chic.  Baby Willis is all up in the right side of my ribcage.  Weird and not comfy at all.  She moves all day long, all night long.  I wonder if she'll be as active as my 19-month-old?

I need a margarita.