Can someone please explain to me how Twitter works?  I don't get it.  My sister said someone "tweeted" her.  What does that mean exactly?

Beau got his first dose of hair pro-duct this morning, compliments of Auntie Colie (aka Nicole our neighbor).  First, she wet Beau's weave with water then slapped on some manipulative shit that allowed his hair to reach new lengths.  It was awesome.  Plus, Beau was rocking' his Hooters hoodie…. so all together, he looked like a whitetrash pedophile who loves Whitesnake.  #ilovetawnie

I was told today that I have a big butt.  Well, no shit Sherlock.  Being pregnant and hating being pregnant (no offense), hearing those words hurt my feelings.  I may just end up with an eating disorder post birth.

I foolishly watched the latest episode of Keeping Up With the Dipshits last night.  What the hell was I thinking?  I forgot how much I dislike the way the Kardashians talk; like they're chewing they're faces. Kourtney is the worst at face chewing-- dipshits.