What's in a bag?

I'm taking a cue from People Magazine-- when they invade someone's personal space and ask what's in their purse.  Below is what is in my purse:

Car keys
Large bottle of Tums, Mixed Berry flavor
red Vera Bradley wallet
black satin headband
glasses case (I don't currently know where my glasses are)
A bottle of Citrucel
iPod charger
caribbeaner
small black print Vera Bradley cosmetic bag holding an assortment of lip glosses*

*I apply lip gloss or lipstick or some sort of chapping aid once a day-- the morning.  I am NOT a re-applyer of anything involving my lips, unless of course I have a dreaded cold sore.  If the herpes have invaded my oral area, I don't apply anything to my lips-- I just ingest several Lysine pills throughout the day.

I'd also like to add -- when celebs do this purse exercise, they always "happen to have" the most expensive hand cream (Creme de la Mer), a ridiculous assortment of Chanel lipglosses, Nook/Kindle/iPad/device, a first class ticket to the Seychelles and gum.  What they seem to omit from the pictures is the pack of Marlboro Reds, 3 cans of Sugar-Free Redbull and crack.  Just sayin...

Some office people surprised me with a luncheon/baby shower today.  Most days I hate being in the office however, today was a nice change of pace.  I should be more thankful for the cool peeps I work with-- I really only talk about the lame ones.  It's nice to see baby Willis embraced by those who haven't even met him!  Favorite present received?  Waterproof Crib sheet.  Bring on the poopies, pee-pees and barfies.