Toasted Sesame bagels from Dunkin' Donuts (with reduced fat cream cheese)
Orange Juice
unsweetened Iced Tea
Salami*
Swiss Cheese
French Fries
McDonald's meal #4 (which I believe is the 2 cheeseburger meal)
*Many pregnancy blogs, books and doctors will tell an expecting mom to avoid lunch meat and beer. My doctor however, is a firm believer that as long as you avoid bologna being sold out of the back of some stranger's trunk, everything at the grocery store should is fine. With that being said, I have had sandwiches with cold cuts and few sips of beer. My heartburn is so bad that after about 3 sips of beer, my throat feels like its on fire.... Cigarettes however, are another story.
I don't think that any pregnant mom should be around or smoke cigarettes. There is NOTHING favorable about a pack of Marlboro Lights and babies (unborn or born). So, a special shout out to my awesomely hot husband for kicking the habit not only for himself but also for me and Baby Willis. Chris was a smoker for roughly 15 years and has demonstrated how committed he is to remaining smoke-free. Love you Stacks.
Back the bagel situation. Perhaps it is carbs in general that seem so appealing right now or that I've surrendered to my HUGE thighs ..... Bagels just hit the damn spot. In Woodridge, IL (home base for the Willis clan) there are no good bagel joints (Einstein's, Brueggers, Detroit Bagel Co.)... so I have to settle for Dunkin' Donuts or the grocery store brand. The best bagel is smooth and somewhat crisp on the outside but gooey and soft on the inside.
Additionally I like to add that I've always loved bread however, my body doesn't agree with it. Physically or digestionly. I'm an addict though and must have it.
TOPIC #2 TEEN MOM
Holy shit. Did anyone else see Teen Mom last night on MTV? It is the final season for Farrah, Catelyn, Maci and Amber. It appears as though 3 of the 4 chics have gotten their shit together and are living their lives as responsible adults. Wait. I'm sorry. 2 of the 4. I forgot how big of a fucking bitch Farrah is. Let's recap the lives of the tortured souls:
Farrah was impregnated in high school by now deceased ex-boyfriend Derek. Fortunate to have two loving parents to voluntarily offer help and financial support, Farrah may be the bitchiest, most ungrateful kid on television. This season she decides she is going to uproot her daughter and move to Florida. Let's throw out the window that Farrah's parents are her financial legs to stand on. What a selfish bitch. Stay in Iowa, raise your daughter and get an attitude adjustment.
Amber. What an angry young woman. Plagued by a constant veil of anger and Jerry Springer (possibly caused by living in Anderson, IN which is the most white trash town in the state), Amber is basically a time bomb ticking away. Court ordered to rehab in California and clearly over medicated, Amber needs to come to grips with being a responsible adult. Also, her self confidence would increase by leaps and bounds if she ditched the facial/hand piercings, fake eyelashes, spray tan and horribly long acrylic nails.
Thank you Jesus for birth control and education. Also, thank you Jesus for TV moms like Maci and Catelyn-- who demonstrate mature decision making and doing what is best for their kids.
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