It's an exciting time! Amy and Aaron Burkhart are now the proud parents to Miss Lily Frances (born on Easter Sunday) and SOON...... today...... April and Bill Reavis will be holding their daughter (name unofficially Emma Elizabeth). Who doesn't love a newborn? They have magical weaves, soft skin and porky feet. Plus, babies make cute noises. Additionally, babies are small which is awesome.
When my niece piece was born, Miss Greta had magic hairs on her head and sported cool purple sunglasses. She also made cute puppy noises and her underpants were small.
Greta Fat Pants had a "bad day at the office" the day she was hatched, hence her magic sunglasses and sweet Michael Jackson glove (a.k.a. IV bandage). Nonetheless, GFP had the best care at the hospital and the support from the first Original Gangsta/friend, Miss Cleo.
Miss Cleo has a pink dappie/cape to scare away the mean people. She also plays music (mostly Parliament Funkadelic and Steve Winwood).
Clearly, GFP was "down from Day One" -- Dr. Dre. Rocking bubble paper and a bandana (her gang colors are pink and purple sparkles), Greta is ready for any shit that may happen. Bring it.
No comments:
Post a Comment