I just read my twin sister's blog and since I'm the younger of the two, I'm going to copy her. Following my answers, I will gab about another subject. So, hold on to your britches.
A. Age – 32 years old but wish I was 27. 27 was a fun year.
B. Bed size – King. Although the the largest (aside from a California King) in size for a mattress, when you add in one regular sized human, a carpenter human with big muscles and a furbaby that weighs 70lbs., King don't mean shit. I need one of those magic beds that's a giant circle.
C. Chore that you hate – Sweeping. Since Kasia sheds her weight every single day, I sweep constantly. Constantly. Then, when I'm done sweeping, more hairs have fallen to the floor and need to be swept.
D. Dogs – Kasia Lokelani Willis was borged on January 13, 2010. We bought her at a bait shop for $100. Hers was one of seven in the litter; they all looked different. I think Kasia's mom was a whore. She is soft with soft ears and is nice. Kasia loves peanut butter, peanut brittle and having her inner thighs scratched (like a whore).
E. Essential start to your day – Shower. I don't wake up unless I shower. Also, there are people I work with that clearly DON'T shower in the morning and their hair always looks jacked. Always.
F. Favorite color – Black and plaid. Yep. Plaid. Well, black looks good on everyone and is very slimming. Plaid is great because it can make something drab turn to fab.
G. Gold or silver – Both. I have a white gold wedding ring (or rings since I have two. BAM.) Gold looks cool when accessorized appropriately; and by appropriate I mean NOT with whoreish jean shorts, high tops and/or tapered sweatpants and lots of thumbrings.
H. Height – 5'4". I wish I was shorter and thinner. Little women are cute and look young no matter what.
I. Instruments you play – I whistle like a motherfucker. Just ask Adrienne.
J. Job title – Crappy sales person. I'm not going to elaborate. However, I am an awesome domestic wife.
K. Kids – None.
L. Live – Woodridge, IL but wish I lived closer to my siblings or my parents. If it were a perfect world, I would live in Colorado, preferably Winter Park or Vail.... not Denver.
M. Mother’s name – Jan. Boom.
N. Nicknames – Jennietimes. Ja-nay-nay. "Hey" or "Babe" is what my husband calls me. My mom calls me Juniper.
O. Overnight hospital stays – None. I have had outpatient things where nurses practically EJECT you out of your bed, like that show "Remote Control" on MTV in the 80s.
P. Pet peeves – Unwaxed eyebrows, gross fingernails, people that chew with their mouth full, the words ain't, gots none, fusstrated and sa-pose-ub-lee. I also can't stand shitty drivers, Nickelback, people that flick off the camera when in a picture (while sticking their tongue out), circus peanut candies, non-Tootsie roll flavored Tootsie Rolls, people that think they know everything, people that hate gay people and openly talk about it, non-voters.......
Q. Quote from a movie – "What seems to be the problem here?" - Ben from The Family Stone, and anything from Steel Magnolias and Shag.
R. Right or left handed –Right
S. Siblings – 3 biological, 2 by marriage and one because Katie Whorf is cool.
T. Time it takes you to get ready – If getting jazzed up one hour. If it's a sweat pants day, 3 minutes.
U. Underwear – My husband will argue with me on this one however, I like boat tarps. Big ones that offer a zero wedgie tolerance.
V. Vegetable you hate – I like all veggies.
W. What makes you run late – When I'm running out the door and Kasia is giving me sad eyes and tells me I dont love her.
X. X-rays you’ve had – Right foot, right thumb, jaw, right hip, right wrist.
Y. Yummy food you make – Baked pasta, pork Ohana, any soup, cereal.
Z. Zoo animal – all baby animals are softies and cute.
OK, on to the real beeswax. It is officially December and there isn't a GD sprikkle (thats right, sprikkle) of snow on the ground. I am going to conclude today's blog with a montage of gorgeous snowy landscapes. Feel free to turn on Hall & Oates at this time for further viewing pleasure.
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