Monday, August 15, 2011

Furbaby Jerky

I hate to be the bearer of bad news however, there are few dark events that hath taken place over the past week.  In no specific order, please read below:

1.)  Jani Lane, frontman for the internationally popular band Warrant, died this past Thursday.  Belting out such hits as "Uncle Tom's Cabin," "I Saw Red" and "Cherry Pie," Jani had amazingly permed hair and was often seen wearing white leather pants (the "Heaven" video).



2.)  The baby furbabies that had posted up in our backyard are now grown and long gone.  Actually, they aren't long gone; I held one on Friday.  Since the babies are still pretty small and super smooshy/soft, I was able to catch one as it hopped away.  Not only squatty and porky in girth, this little rabbit fell asleep in my hand.  Holy Jesus and smack my momma.  For the sake of our dog's sanity, I hope the rabbits don't come back for a repeat birthing experience.

3.)  Greta is growing.  I know, shocking.  Miss Thang is now bordering on 12.5 lbs of pure softness and gaining.  No longer a baby wood nymph with magical fairy wings and outfitted in "newborn sized" diapers, Margaret Elizabeth is practically a teenager.


I proposed shrinking serum in Greta's breast milk, but Carrie mumbled something about CPS.  Whatever.


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