The Softies

I think there is something extra magical about my dog.  I mean, she is already magical in a last-unicorn-kind-of-way but, I witness a phenomenon (or, for you trash balls out there, fernominil) every time Kasia comes in from being outside. 

Typically, Kasia's ears smell like a fusion of dog food, outside breeze and dryer sheets.  She will venture outside to do her bidniss (or chase things) and sometimes roll in fecal matter of any assortment.  I call her back inside, give her a kiss, offer a treat (or as we say in our house "bo-treat) and go on our way.  Roughly an hour will lapse, I will seek her out to ensure there isn't snacking on underpants, shoes or having a toilet paper parade.  Once found, I give her an ear rub and a smooch (while smelling her head) and she reverts back to smelling like FABRIC SOFTENER.  WTF.  Does Gain waft from her pores?  Are her puppy hairs really comprised of dryer sheets?  I'm confused and need some medical advice.


I'd like to throw something out there..... "MOB WIVES."  Seen it?  Holy shit.  You must see it.  That is all.  Before watching Mob Wives, try and google "True Life: I'm a Staten Island Girl" just to get a feel for what's to come.  I think the letter "R" has been changed in the Staten Island alphabet.  Gaw-bidge.  Ha (meaning "her").  New Yoke.