Wednesday, March 16, 2011

He should get back with Brit

Alright.  We get it.  Charlie Sheen is on the fast track to Shitsville.  Below are a few other items that I can live without from this day forward:

1.)  Prince William and Kate Middleton's Wedding Details.  No one cares.  We live in the US, not the United Kingdom.

2.)  Jennifer Aniston.  She is a crappy actress; playing the same character in EVERY movie, with the exception of Derailed, which sucked.  No one cares about her hair, beauty secrets, Mexican vacations or what she doesn't eat.

3.)  Hollywood moms and their light-speed weight loss methods.  There is no way in the world that any new mom should drop 40 pounds in 6 weeks.  Enjoy your curves, breastfeed your kid and let's move on.

4.)  Gluten free

5.)  The Bachelor and his inability to have a personality.  Of course hot Emily doesnt want to marry him.

6.)  Last but not least, Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake.  I feel the need to elaborate on this one:

Justin Timberlake is hot with hot dance moves.  His cologne (rightfully dubbed "Play") smells hot.  He is generally hot.  When Jessica Biel stepped onto the Timberlake Train, she probably was fresh off of "Blade Trinity" bandwagon when the entire cast rocked badass bodies.  So she can shoot a bow and arrow?!  So she is the face of Revlon?!  Jessica is high maintenance and ALSO dated the biggest ho, cross-eyed Derek Jeter.  JT deserves better; someone with equally hot moves and of equal financial status.  That's right.  Brit Brit.

1 comment:

Dana said...

http://www.popeater.com/2011/03/18/justin-timberlake-britney-spears/

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