Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Curled Bangs

I complain about having to be on the road for work on a fairly regular basis.  What I fail to mention is the sometimes AWESOME hairstyles I encounter in airports across the country.  Case In Point: Charlotte, NC.

This neck of the south is apparently a budding city, chocked full of Nascar fans, southern drawls and MALL HAIR.  Walking off the airplane last night I was bombarded by a lady's perm as I made a turn for the restroom.  No joke-- I caught a whiff of Salon Selectives hairspray Extra Hold.  I'd also like to mention that she was wearing a Celine Dion t-shirt and windpants.

I wonder if its irony that Brad the Bachelor chose a North Carolinian for the final rose?  She had secret mall hair underneath that nape of blonde and veneers.

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