I'm a working mom.  Chris got his wish.  One big observation-- there is no such thing as work/life balance.  All those parents out there who spew at the mouth about how there house is so clean, and they worked out for 5 hours and made a 5 course meal can eat shit. 

I am gone 10 hours a day.  I come home to chaos.  Dinner needs to be made, baths, bed time.  This is why people drink.  I should invest in a winery because it would be cost effective.