Do you think Snooki is going to look back on her Jersey Shore years and be mortified?  I'm watching an episode and she uses the term "DTF" as if its the word "the."  Or, the fact that she is having a daughter-- and perhaps, her daughter may follow in her footsteps and act like a dumb, education-less person?  Just a thought.

I need the famous ASID designer Scot Meacham Wood to come to my house and wave his magic wand.  If you haven't checked out his blog, its amaze balls.  http://tartanscot.blogspot.com  He has a gift for plaid and tartan and all the things.  A genius.

Its almost September

Its almost September which means I will be 35.  Shit.  I don't have time for that.  What I do have time for is crap television, since its what I look forward to most when the kids nap/go to bed for the night.  I can fold laundry, vacuum, whathaveyou while being sucked into a world of garbage television.

1.)  Married At First Sight
2.)  Below Deck
3.)  Real Housewives of New Jersey
4.)  Real Housewives of Orange County
5.)  Gypsy Sisters
6.)  Jersey Belle
7.)  any and all HBO Documentary
8.)  FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS as a back up with the above are not DVR/d or available

Jersey Belle is my latest favorite because Jamie, the main character, is entrenched in a world of all things Southern.  Hilarious.

Underpants is now 3 months old and cute as a button unicorn puppy.  Her hair is magical (and falling out, just like mine), she has the brightest blue eyes and literally, smiles all the time.  Shep still wants nothing to do with her.  Casey is a fab sleeper and eater-- her thighs are porky and soft.