I nabbed my sister's old Ironman Timex watch when I was last in Fort Wayne.  It has a fabric band and due to the fact that I haven't taken it off since pilfering it, the band smells like a hockey bag.  No good.  How do I get the stank out of it?  Lordy Jenkins it smells like shit.

If and when I get pregnant again, I am not posting it on Facebook.  Nothing until I am holding said baby in my arms.  I know its an exciting time (while preggers) but new moms don't really know what can happen while pregnant-- miscarriages, complications, etc.  Its best to leave medical conditions out.

This heat is killing me.  Its too hot to do anything outside.  I haven't run in a week.  20 minutes.... thats all I ask for.  Cardio doesn't count when you're chasing toddler.

Some moron at the splash pad today was telling me how high Woodridge taxes were.  I literally had to stop myself from laughing out loud.  She has no clue what high taxes are.  She is probably the same lady that doesn't pull her weeds or take her Christmas lights down (ever).  Newsflash lady-- the general cost of living is escalating.  Its called The Cost Of Living.  Don't blame Obama either.

Gay pride.  I'm out.