Lots to catch up on….. I'll do the Cliffnotes version:

-I'm 34 weeks pregnant and we have no name.  Can't agree.  Help.

-Beau fell and got knocked out a few weeks ago, also puncturing the shit out of his mouth (running with a stick-like item in his hand).  Lots of blood, no crying…… hello ER.  He pulled through and loved the sink in the triage of Good Samaritan Hospital.

-Lindsay Lohan is still a hot fucking mess.  Her show on the OWN Network is hilarious and makes me feel good about myself.  She has 3 assistants, a life coach, a sober coach and still can't get it together.  Am I missing something?

-We put an offer in on a short sale several weeks ago and its KILLING me to not know if we got it or not.  260 Saint Andrews Dr, Bolingbrook, IL  Check it out.  Lots of potential.

-Spring has sprung and I'm itching to get out and plant.  The side yard is my domain and I am so excited to go plant shopping.  My version of Heaven is drinking margaritas all day, listening to Hall & Oates and gardening.  Weird.  I know.

-Greta and Beau got their picture taken last week.  There was a live rabbit.  The rabbit lived.  Score.

-There was a murder/suicide in our town last week.  Terribly sad.  A father stabbed his 3 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER then hung himself.  I can't even believe it.  I've been thinking how that child's mother can go on living her life.  Holy shit.  I'd have to be committed or become a drug addict.

-I've been grasping the concept that happiness is a choice.  Literally.  Ponder that for a day or two, then get back to me.