Dear Bitch in a speeding Saab,

The speed limit in downtown Downers Grove is 25 m.p.h. for a reason.  There are children, strollers, dogs and other slow moving obstacles everywhere.  The stop signs are put in place to prevent accidents and continue the flow of traffic;  USE THEM.  Cruising through a stop sign while going 40 is an efficient way to not only kill my child but also, get your ass pummeled by me (for killing my child).  So, when I yell "WHAT THE FUCK" because you have failed to stop, do not be alarmed and roll down your window and say "you don't need to swear."

Holy shit.  No joke.  That just happened.  I should have walked over to her car (if she bothered to stop) and talked about safety 101.  Stupid bitch.

Its hotter than the dickens here-- dickens are very hot.  I love the south however, I don't know how southern women can hack it with makeup and a blow out in heat like this.  Seriously.  I had makeup meltdown and I wasnt even wearing makeup this morning.