And we're still waiting....... I interviewed last Monday (4-1-2013) in Wisconsin.  I made a follow-up call yesterday to the Recruiting Manager, since I didn't hear from him Friday (which he said he was going to do).  Nothing.  I'm so frustrated.  I just want to know-- yes or no.

When I launch my sports bra company, the following things will be put into place:

1.)  In-house daycare
2.)  Nursing lounges which are separate from the restrooms, complete with dimmer switches, rocking comfy chairs, bottles of water and soundproofing
3.)  Mental health days
4.)  Full benefits, including dental, vision and chiropractic
5.)  Gym
6.)  Casual dress code-- within consideration
7.)  yacht rock playing throughout to stimulate the senses

I'm so over these bs companies that promote creativity, health, etc.  Horseshit.  Walk the walk, don't waste your time talking the talk.  Additionally, I'm going to steal the HR Manager from my old company-- she rocks, kicks ass and can keep a secret.  A must have.

I'm getting the itch again for another tattoo.  I know.  Don't say it.  Whitetrash.  6 is plenty.  I'm beginning to feel like Megan Fox minus the hot body, tantalizing eyes and decent sense of humor (This Is 40 was a shocking and refreshing surprise)...... and Brian Austin Green.....errr.... I mean David Silver.  Inking something having to do with Shep is what I'm envisioning.  Thoughts?

I need a job.  I need a job.  Maybe if I "speak into the future," a job will come to fruition?

If you haven't caught the History Channel's Vikings.... you're a moron.  A must see.  Violence, sex, drama and Ragnar.  Enough said.  So, grab your horn as a drinking apparatus, strap on your sword and get ready.