I'm going to piggyback on my sister's Facebork post regarding people posting inspirational messages every single day.  Not to be insensitive however, no one gives a shit.  Keep your daily somethingorothers to yourself.  I'm all about affirmations-- to yourself-- whatever you need to get through the day in a sober and respectful fashion.  The BEST is when certain post said daily affirmations and YOU KNOW they are total disasters and should seek therapy/prescription medication IMMEDIATELY.

Boy, winning the lottery would sure be awesome right about now.  I'm looking at month 6 of job hunting and its sure exhausting.  For real.... this is a full time job.  Too bad I don't have full-time TIME to devote to job searching.  The consultant that my last employer appointed to me (as part of my severance package) can literally eat a fat dick.  He/she did jackshit to help me.... oh..... wait..... this person together my resume.  Thanks asshole.  This person also recommended I get on Linkedin.  REALLY?1?!  Very helpful jerk off.  Just so you know, I took the bull by the horns and have been cutting my own wake solo.

In the meantime, I'll be hanging (jobless) with the OG above.  His name is Beau and he craps his pants and farts a lot.  Stellar.