My life has completely changed and I don't even have a baby (yet). What I did today:
4:30 Wake Up to baby grinding his foot/hand/whatever into my ribs
4:35 Relocate to couch
6:00 Wake Up to Kasia staring at me in the face (from .3 inches away) and wanting a potty break
6:15 Lay back down on couch and fall asleep
10:00 Wake Up for the second time feeling the worst cramps ever. Awesome.
11:00 Take Kasia on a much needed walk with my kick-ass neighbor friend (Madi) and proceed to get dog shit all over my hand (after doing the right thing and picking up Kasia's turd with a torn poopie bag)
12:00 Shower
1:00 Post-up on couch/get up periodically to vacuum TV room, make oatmeal cookies, do a few loads of laundry, have more cramps and think about how much I need a haircut/color
5:05 Wish I was in labor
So that sums up my day. I dont know how moms expecting multiples do it. Getting OFF the couch causes me to break a sweat and breathe hard, and there is only one mammal in my loins.
I started setting daily goals such as "x" amounts of laundry, cleaning a bathroom, etc. Tomorrow however, I will throw in a swim at The Kucia's house. The Kucia's employ my husband and have a kick ass pool.
Chris and I both got iPhones and I'm officially obsessed with FaceTime. I can FT my sister and see GFP..... Today GFP was picking tomatoes with her grammy. So cute. Apparently GFP fell on her head while running down the driveway. Greta now has a nice little scratch on her head but it make her look like a badass, kind of like Beth from Dog The Bounty Hunter minus the HUGE boobs and taser gun.
The Jennie Show is a daily dose of how I view the world; no sweatpant too tight, no puppy too cute and no subject off limits. 39 years of life experience has brought me my awesome husband, an unruly but very soft-earred dog, and two delicious children. I love being a mom, cooking, ready historical biographies, running, skiing, Christmas, sauvignon blanc, lawn chairs and cheesy yacht-rock-style music (most often heard in a dentist office).
Thursday, July 26, 2012
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